oh yeah 100%! lol so yall like blonde jokes? if so heres one:
Theres a brunette, a red-head, and a blonde about to be tested by a lie detector. Before they go into the room the inspector tells them when they get into the room to say a sentence. If it is true, the detector will beep. If it is false the dectector will explode. The brunette goes first, and she says, "I think. . .I have the most beautiful hair in the room!" *Beep!* Then the red-head goes. "I think. . .I have the most beautiful smile in the room!" *Beep!* Last but not least, the blonde. "I think. . ." BOOM!
The wedding date was set and the grooms three pals - a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.
The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a
chuckle or two.
The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current, of course.
The dentist wouldnt commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it would be memorable.
The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, eachof the grooms buddies received the following note:
DEAR FRIENDS,
WE DIDNT MIND THE BED SLATS BEING SAWED. THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY
A MINOR SETBACK. BUT I SWEAR BY GOD ALMIGHTY, IM GOING TO KILL WHOEVER PUT NOVOCAIN IN THE CONDOM!
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