Are You Insane?

This is one of the most popular questions; either it is intended to be true or just a mere expression. But if you have doubt about your sanity, sit and answer this not so sensible quiz.

1

Do you consider an animal to be your friend?

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- They are loyal yes, but I still prefer human to be friend.
- Yes, I can tell all my feelings with my pet.
- Yes, my dog is the only one left for me huhuhu.
- Animal? No! I kill them all.
2

You notice someone is following you, you…

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- think it’s just a coincidence that we had a similar way.
- ask him if he loves me, oh I love him too.
- kiss and hug him, maybe that’s what he needs.
- I will get my gun and shot him first.
3

Do you always feel nervous?

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- Very few occasions
- nervous? Oh no
- I am not, wait I need to hide, they are following me again.
- Who is nervous, me? Where are they? I will kill them.
4

Someone ask you to dance, you…

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- accept it if I knew that person
- dance but I will wear my Superman attire first
- will not accept it, I am not crazy to dance
- accept it and then I will crush her head until it become powder.
5

What would you like to be known as?

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- Successful as a result of my hard works
- A porn star, gosh I really love that
- Thomas Edison, I am Thomas Edison
- The inventor of the nuclear bomb that will kill Earthlings.
6

What music do you prefer?

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- Pop and slow jam will do
- A heavy metal love songs
- The sound of the banging door
- The scream of my victims
7

Are you the Savior?

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- Are you insane? Of course not.
- No, but I like to be the Father
- Yes, how did you know?
- I am not the Savior, I am the Evil
8

Do you sometimes hear voices?

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- only my yelling mom
- sometimes, I hear what my dog is saying
- yes, but I know it’s all of me talking to each other
- Voices? Oh yes, they are always telling me to kill.
9

Do you often talk to yourself?

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- Very rare, especially when I am jolly
- Yes, it’s nice doing brainstorming alone
- It’s not myself, but I am always alone, who do I talk then?
- Yes, when I am planning to kill someone, I need to consult my self then.
10

Your boss need your report, but you are not yet prepared what would you do?

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- I will ask for extension and accept the consequences
- I will tell him I am absent and go home ASAP
- I will tell him my report was stole by an alien
- I will be very mad, why he didn’t give me time to do my report
11

You are very angry and if given a chance what kind of weapon you will use to kill that somebody?

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- Do I need to kill somebody? Ok I just shoot him
- I will tie him in the railroad and let the train do its share
- I will tie him in the ants’ place, that’s cool!
- I will eat him, wow that’s great!
12

Somebody laugh at you, you…

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- will be amuse
- will laugh with him too
- will laugh until I cry
- will shoot him
13

hen you eat, what comes into your mind? W

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- I wish I will not get fat by eating more
- I imagine I eat a lot of worms, yummy!
- I hope that all the ants have eaten too
- I imagine it was a delicious meal of a human fetus
14

When you see a straight line, what would you think?

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- a straight line
- an electric post
- a man standing
- a nude lady smiling at me
15

You are fascinated in?

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- A sports car
- All the weird things
- All unexplainable things
- Blood, killing, name it
16

You saw ketchup in your friend’s mouth and you…

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- tell him about it
- thought it was his moustache
- never tell him, why should I?
- knew it was a blood
17

What are you dream most?

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- A happy family
- I can fly
- I can do something for world peace
- That I am the master of the Universe
18

Is your brain different from others?

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- I think not
- Yes, it has plenty of fruitful ideas
- Yes, it made up of gel and some fishes
- Do you like to see my brain?
19

Do you care about being insulted?

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- That’s so mean
- Salted? No not at all
- No, that’s ok, I am fine
- Who is insulting me, tell me!!!
20

Do you wish you are one of the superheroes?

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- When I was a child
- Yes, can I be Spiderman?
- Yes, so there can be world peace
- No, I wish I am the villain