Are you Southern?

This quiz is to determine if you are a true Southerner. Show off your redneck pride!

1

What is the correct name of the war which occurred between 1861-1865?

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- The American Civil War
- The Revolutionary War
- The War of Northern Aggression
- The War Between the States
2

What is "sweet milk"?

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- Milk with sugar added.
- Milk that has just begun to curdle.
- Any milk that isn't buttermilk.
- Milk straight from the cow.
3

What do you say/do when an old woman is holding up traffic?

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- Say "Bless her heart" and continue on with your day.
- Yell "G'day Ma'am!" and speed off.
- Honk your horn and curse to yourself.
- Fly the bird tall and proud.
4

What part of speech is "fixin'"?

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- Noun
- Verb
- Adverb
- All of the above.
5

What is the capital of the nation?

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- New York, New York
- Washington, District of Columbia
- Tallahasse, Florida
- Richmond, Virginia
6

Which state was first to secede from the Union?

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- Virginia
- California
- South Carolina
- Texas
7

Are you Male or Female?

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- Male
- Female
8

What is a "mess"?

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- A cafeteria.
- A group of something.
- A unit of measurement.
- A collection of disorder/dirt.
9

Who was the first President?

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- George Washington
- Robert E. Lee
- Abraham Lincoln
- Jefferson Davis
10

What is a rocking chair/porch swing with an old person in it?

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- A business opportunity.
- A signal that a nursing home is near.
- A history lesson.
- A monument to times past.
11

Finish this sentence: "Oh, I wish I was in the land of ______"

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- Lincoln.
- Cotton.
- Cali.
- Money.
12

A belt is...

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- Something used to display fancy buckles.
- Something having to do with a highway.
- Something used to hold your pants up.
- An instrument of justice.
13

"Ya'll" is a word used to address...

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- Any Southern friend.
- Any gathering of people numbering 2 or more.
- Any person by the name of "Al".
- No one. It's improper English.
14

Okra is...

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- A vegetable.
- An exclamation of suprise.
- A type of fish.
- A talkshow host.
15

What is the correct way to refer to a freshwater crustacean resembling a small lobster?

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- Crab.
- Crayfish.
- Crawdaddy.
- Crawfish.
16

Which of the following groupings is correct in order of importance?

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- Truck, Dog, Wife
- Dog, Truck, Wife
- Wife, Truck, Dog
- Self, Wife, Dog, Truck
17

What was the result of the Civil War?

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- The South lost.
- The North won.
- The war was a draw.
- Who cares?
18

What is the greatest gathering of Southerners known as?

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- The Indy 500
- Texas
- The Republican National Convention
- The Country Music Awards
19

What is the national anthem?

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- The Star Spangled Banner
- I'm Proud to Be an American
- Thriller
- Dixie
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Steven Hawking has the highest IQ in the world of 209. Do you know your IQ?

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- Yes
- No
20

How old are you?
- Birth Date
  
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