How perverted are you quiz

You already know you're a pervert. But how much of a pervert are YOU? Do you want to prove that you are not a pervert, or would you like to boast that you are one of the few who is 100% perverted? Find out by taking this quiz, Have fun!

1

Have you ever had hot sex on your parent’s bed?

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- Who hasn't?
- I've thought about it
- Never
- God no
2

When you are alone, what do you daydream about? What's on your mind?

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- A group of people having massive orgies
- Being alone with my partner in a cold place
- The poetry I make turning someone's heart
- A room full of candles, dark in a somewhat romantic place
3

How often do you have dirty thoughts?

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- all the time
- why would i think dirty?
- not that often, but sometimes...
- never
4

What type of underwear are you wearing right now?

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- commando
- men’s boxer briefs
- lacy women’s thong
- regular hanes her/his way
5

Threesomes are?

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- alright, but seven is better than three
- awesome! the more the merrier!
- ok if both partners are of the opposite sex
- not what God intended
6

Have you ever masturbated in a public place, such as a restaurant or museum?

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- yup
- yes, but not myself
- nope
- never
7

Do you shave, you know, down there?

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- consistently
- for special occasions
- no, we like it furry
- that's none of your business
8

Do thoughts of intercourse ever cross your mind?

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- oh yeah
- possibly
- not all the time
- no that's disgusting
9

How perverted do you THINK you are?

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- A LOT!
- As much as you think
- Not much
- I guess I fit under "normal"
10

What is a sex symbol?

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- You
- Tom Cruise
- The male/female symbols
- Something with a man, and a woman
11

Do you laugh when you hear or see 69?

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- i laughed reading that
- hell yeah
- no seriously
- What does it mean?
12

Do you watch certain movies just for the nudity/lovemaking scenes?

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- yes
- why else would i go to the movies?
- who would want to watch such things?
- i don't like those type of movies
13

A young male/female walks up to you out of the blue looking quite ravishing, what do you do/feel?

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- Aroused
- Sigh
- Smile
- Look up to smile and continue reading
14

Are you turned on by closed, tight spaces such as closets or coffins?

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- yeah, i like to feel trapped
- sort of
- get me outta here!
- my bed is just fine
15

Have you ever 'play raped' someone or been 'play raped'?

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- yes and i found it incredibly hot and fulfilling
- yeah but it made me uncomfortable
- no. you're a sick pervert
- i would never be into that sort of thing
16

Do you listen to songs that talk about having intercourse?

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- who doesn't?
- sometimes. it depends on the song
- not really
- what's intercourse?
17

If you were somehow a super pervert and were skilled and trained, what power would you want?

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- Allows you to become invisible to those around you
- Allows you to see in pure darkness
- You are able to prevent things from happening
- You don't need abilities or props to help you
18

When someone says "I went up and down." What do you think?

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- Yeah I LOVE that ride
- Must have been pretty hilly
- Must be using the stairs back and forth
- What?????
19

How often do you say "that's what she said"?

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- multiple times a day
- maybe once or twice... or ten times
- why would i say that?
- what does that even mean?
20

Are you a virgin?

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- is anybody these days?
- umm.. no
- that’s none of your business
- of course, yes