It’s all about Penis Quiz

For Adults Only, Lol. This quiz is all about penis, human penis, animal penis, fake penis. So prepare and indulge yourself with this funny “penis” quiz.

  1.  1

    What is the term a man uses when he says his balls will explode if he didn't have sex?

    • Black balls
    • Red balls
    • Purple balls
    • Blue balls
  2.  2

    What do you call a kind of penis that expands and lengthens when becoming erect?

    • a planter
    • a grower
    • a farmer
    • a pruner
  3.  3

    What do you call a kind of penis that appears big most of the time, but doesn't get much bigger after achieving erection?

    • a bearer
    • a header
    • a topper
    • a shower
  4.  4

    Smoking can shorten your penis by as much as:

    • a centimeter
    • two centimeters
    • three centimeters
    • four centimeters
  5.  5

    Erections are all about good:

    • blood flow
    • hygiene
    • mood
    • grooming
  6.  6

    No brain is necessary for ejaculation. That order comes from the:

    • sperm sac
    • spinal cord
    • prostate
    • vas deferens
  7.  7

    Doctors can now grow skin for burn victims using the foreskin of:

    • circumcised infants
    • toddlers
    • teens
    • adults
  8.  8

    One foreskin can produce _________, which would be enough to tarp every Major League infield with human flesh

    • 23,000 square meters
    • 24,000 square meters
    • 25,000 square meters
    • 26,000 square meters
  9.  9

    An enlarged prostate gland can cause:

    • erectile dysfunction
    • premature ejaculation
    • both A and B
    • None of the above
  10. 10

    The average male orgasm lasts:

    • 6 seconds
    • 7 seconds
    • 8 seconds
    • 9 seconds
  11. 11

    Only ___________ is flexible enough to give himself oral pleasure.

    • one man in 400
    • one man in 500
    • one man in 600
    • one man in 700
  12. 12

    The longer your penis, the better:

    • "semen displacement"
    • “sex performance”
    • “semen discharge”
    • “sexual pleasure”
  13. 13

    The penis that's been enjoyed by the most women could be that of __________, who supposedly deflowered 37,800 women between the years 1770 and 1784 -- that's about seven virgins a day.

    • King Tutankhamen
    • King Fatullah of Tonga
    • King Fatefehi of Tonga
    • King Matusallah of Tonga
  14. 14

    The most common cause of penile rupture:

    • over sex
    • vigorous masturbation
    • having sex with woman on top
    • having anal sex
  15. 15

    Jonah Falcon supposedly holds the record for the longest human male penis. It measures at:

    • 12 inches
    • 12 ½ inches
    • 13 inches
    • 13 ½ inches
  16. 16

    Gorillas, despite their immense size, have such puny organs. They measure just a mere:

    • 2 inches
    • 3 inches
    • 4 inches
    • 5 inches
  17. 17

    What is the shape of a kangaroo’s penis?

    • the penises are split
    • freaky looking
    • bifurcated
    • corkscrew
  18. 18

    Flatworms can have:

    • dozens of penises
    • six penises
    • four penises
    • three penises
  19. 19

    The common shrew has a penis so small, it only measures up to a paltry:

    • 0.2 inches
    • 0.4 inches
    • 0.6 inches
    • 0.8 inches
  20. 20

    Which female animal have “penis”?

    • Wolf
    • Donkey
    • Dolphin
    • Hyena

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