My Stupid Test

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1

You have 5 apples. You take away 3. How many do you have?

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- Two
- Five
- Eight
- Twelve
2

Red house=red bricks. Blue house=blue bricks. Green house=?

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- Green Bricks
- Glass
- Mossy Wood
- Potatoes
3

The Spanish civil war, which began on July 17, 1936, was fought between who?

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- Spain and Germany
- Spain and Iceland
- Spain and Mexico
- None of these answers
4

Do they have a Fourth of July in England?

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- Yes
- Nope
- There's a place called England?
- I think so
5

You are the pilot of a plane traveling an 800 mile distance with one stop. The plane is flying 208 mph. The plane is green. What is the pilot's name?

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- You can't tell from the question
- Mr. Pilot Man
- You can tell from the question
- It's a girl (MRS. Pilot Man)
6

If the vice president died, who would be president?

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- Secretary of State
- Russia's Leader
- The President
- Me
7

I dug a hole. It is 7 yards wide, 3 yards deep, and 9 yards wide. How many cubic feet of dirt are in it?

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- zero 0
- nineteen 19
- two 2
- fifty seven 57
8

Which of these times comes after 3pm?

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- 9am
- noon
- 7:38pm
- all of the above
9

I live in a one-story home. My walls are purple, my carpet is purple, and my cat is purple. What color are my stairs?

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- Purple
- Wood
- Orange
- None of the above
10

A mute man wants to buy a toothbrush. By acting it out, he lets people know what he wants. A blind man wants to buy sunglasses. How does he tell them what he wants?

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- He makes two cirlces and holds them up to his eyes
- He grabs them and runs
- Why would a man who can't see need sunglasses?!
- None of the above
11

I have two cats. I have one dog. I have one monkey. What is the monkey's name? (Hint: the monkey is my sister)

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- Tom
- Mr. Joe
- Suzy
- Makenna
12

I like purple. My sister likes pink. My mom likes blue. What does my dad like?

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- Orange
- Red
- U of M Wolverines
- ME!
13

Count to thirty. (ex. one... two... three...) How long did it take to count?

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- 30 seconds
- 10 seconds
- 1 hour
- 2 days
14

12 inches=1 foot. 3 feet=1 yard. How many inches are there on my ruler?

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- 120
- 12
- -3
- Is it a meter stick or a feet stick?
15

Ready for this? Name the last question I asked you on this quiz.

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- I think i know...
- I can tell.
- What do you mean by that?
- number 16.

My Stupid Test

are you a genius? or a registered imbusil? take my version of the test!! Take the REAL dumbquiz at www.quizrocket.com/dumb-test!!

You have 5 apples. You take away 3. How many do you have?

Red house=red bricks. Blue house=blue bricks. Green house=?

The Spanish civil war, which began on July 17, 1936, was fought between who?

Do they have a Fourth of July in England?

You are the pilot of a plane traveling an 800 mile distance with one stop. The plane is flying 208 mph. The plane is green. What is the pilot's name?

If the vice president died, who would be president?

I dug a hole. It is 7 yards wide, 3 yards deep, and 9 yards wide. How many cubic feet of dirt are in it?

Which of these times comes after 3pm?

I live in a one-story home. My walls are purple, my carpet is purple, and my cat is purple. What color are my stairs?

A mute man wants to buy a toothbrush. By acting it out, he lets people know what he wants. A blind man wants to buy sunglasses. How does he tell them what he wants?

I have two cats. I have one dog. I have one monkey. What is the monkey's name? (Hint: the monkey is my sister)

I like purple. My sister likes pink. My mom likes blue. What does my dad like?

Count to thirty. (ex. one... two... three...) How long did it take to count?

12 inches=1 foot. 3 feet=1 yard. How many inches are there on my ruler?

Ready for this? Name the last question I asked you on this quiz.

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