Who are you from Malcolm in the Middle?

A gifted young teen tries to survive with his dimwitted, dysfunctional family. Would you like to know which character are you in this hilarious TV show? Check out this quiz.

1

What kind of people do you date?

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- I'm too young... I'm only 7 or 8!
- EXCUSE ME! I'M MARRIED!
- My younger brother's ex girlfriends.
- Crazy Alaskan criminals.
2

How would you describe yourself?

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- Tough.
- Smart.
- That's a good question... but how would you describe me?
- I'm a fair misunderstood parent that just wants to make life easy for my husband and I.
3

How would others describe you?

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- Bully.
- Do I HAVE to answer that?
- Evil... see what I mean by misunderstood?
- A sweet little boy.
4

What was your greatest accomplishment?

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- Destroying all of my brother's friends... except Stevie, he's cool.
- I have MANY beyond count.
- It’s hard to explain.
- Every time I have ever humiliated my boys.
5

Do you like clowns?

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- Get away you freak!
- I could beat up any stupid clown any day.
- Clowns are happy. Garden Nomes are another story.
- Clowns? Where? Ahhhhhhh!
6

Do you have any pets?

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- No.
- Only my brothers... muhahaha!
- A fly named Tony.
- No, but I do take care of Otto's horses.
7

Who is your best friend?

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- My husband.
- Stevie.
- Tony my fly and the old lady I helped cross the street.
- My crazy criminal Alaskan wife.
8

Pick a word:

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- Book
- Torture
- Keyboard
- Fist
9

Why did you take this quiz?

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- To find out who I am.
- NONE OF YOUR BUISNESS YOU FREAK!
- Why are you asking me to state the obvious?
- To see how your test measures up to the real show.
10

Do you watch television?

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- Yes, all the time
- Only when your favorite show is on
- No, you prefer going outside
- I prefer listening to music
11

How do people around you react when you talk?

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- They listen intently
- They make fun of you
- They never pay attention
- They have this weird look on their faces
12

What's the best thing that could happen to you?

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- Winning a reality show
- Living in a mansion
- Creating something fantastic
- Going on a family vacation
13

Who do you tell your deepest secrets to?

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- Your parents
- Your closest friend
- Someone picked at random on the street
- Nobody
14

What did you wish to have as a child?

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- A pony
- A video game console
- Nothing
- A big bowl of candy
15

In school, you most likely had your hands on what?

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- A calculator
- A stop watch
- Pen and paper
- Whatever you felt like having at the moment
16

What is usually found under your desk?

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- A pile of drawings and scribbles
- A small refrigerator
- Some of your awards and trophies
- Bubble gum that you've already chewed
17

During karaoke night, you are usually:

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- The one who hogs the microphone
- The one who heckles whoever's singing
- The one singing along to whoever's singing
- The one who didn't show up
18

People describe you as:

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- Very nice
- Aggressive
- Busy but fantastic
- Different
19

Someone offers you a lot of money for your Golden Ticket. You:

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- Accept the money and buy another chocolate bar
- Consider the offer, but eventually turn it down
- Propose a chocolate eating contest instead
- You don't need their money, you have plenty of your own
20

Which word best describes you?

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- Messy and Sloppy
- Good Hearted
- Technical and Logical
- Brat