Am I really dumb?

This quiz is designed to know how dumb (or how smart) you are. Just answer it and have fun!

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Let me know first why are you taking this test?

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- I just click the link
- I just click the link
- I know I am smart but I need to be sure haha
- To prove that I am not a dumb
2

You had 3$ bill. You pay the cashier 1.50$. How much is your change?

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- 1.50$
- 75$
- 50$
- 25$
3

Which is heaviest?

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- 1/2 kilo of steel
- A kilo of woods
- 2 kilos of cotton
- 2 lbs of candies
4

There are 4 birds together on a tree, you shot and hit 1. How many of them left?

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- 3 birds
- 2 birds
- 1 bird
- none
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I am Liza, My parents has 4 daughters naming 1st Flor, 2nd Flor, 3rd Flor. What is the name of their 4th child?

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- 4th Flor
- Florinda
- Flordeliza
- None of them
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A deaf in the store demo a bra and she got what she want. What does a blind need to do to buy a pair of glass?

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- Make a circle of his hand & put it around his eyes
- He go to the glass section and get a pair
- he ask somebody to accompany him
- Just ask the saleslady what he wants
7

Are you Male or Female?

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- Male
- Female
8

You are in a race, you overtook the 2nd placer. What is your position now?

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- 1st
- 2nd
- 3rd
- 4th
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Only 2 barbers in town, one has a cleaned cut, while the other one has badly cut hair. Who between the 2 barbers do you prefer to do your haircut?

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- The one who has cleaned cut
- Of course the barber with the clean cut
- The other one with badly haircut.
- I find another barber
10

A greenhouse, a white house, now what is beerhouse?

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- A house full of beer
- A house made of beer
- The only place you can have your beer
- I think none of the above
11

After you tell a story, the next thing your audience were saying is…

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- Boring
- I already heard that
- It’s original
- A smart story
12

Is there really a short shorts?

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- No
- Maybe
- Yes
- Let me think first…
13

There are 2 fathers and 2 sons talking but only three persons are there. Why?

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- 2 fathers and come again…?
- Come on, 2+2 is equal to 4
- Maybe a son, a father and a grandfather talking
- I was confused dah…
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I can’t sing while I am brushing my teeth, but my mother can. How is it possible?

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- It can’t be possible
- it’s possible
- Maybe she just brushing her false teeth hahaha
- I don’t know how she did it.
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What is a green thumb to you?

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- A painter’s hand
- An architect hand
- A thumb after a bang in a door
- A farmer’s hand
16

Does the Bible has bibliography too?

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- Of course!
- It has?
- I don’t know
- No
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I am the daughter of the judge but he is not my father. What is my relation to judge?

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- I am the suspect
- I am the victim
- I am the wife
- She is my mother
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There are 10 lizards in the ceiling; 1 is doing its trick, the other 9 were clapping. How many lizards left in the ceiling?

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- 10 lizards
- 9 lizards
- 1 lizard
- none
19

What trees does a monkey can’t climb?

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- Banana
- Coconut
- Mango
- Already cut-out trees
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Today's high IQ score is 127. Can you beat it?

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- Yes
- No
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How old are you?
- Birth Date
  
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